Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
zippers are such a cool invention
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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