Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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