Only a mothe r could love this liver
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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