Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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