we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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