so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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