do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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