Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Your shirt... Was in my pants
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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