Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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