we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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