found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
True strength comes from lack of pants
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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