So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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