I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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