sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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