She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
This gyro tastes like lonliness
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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