My nipple is on Facebook.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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