You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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