Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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