Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Randomize
