You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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