Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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