the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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