This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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