well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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