Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize