I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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