ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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