Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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