We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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