i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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