pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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