There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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