And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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