What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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