Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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