can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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