I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
