Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
