i barfeds in our rink
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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