So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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