Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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