only if we run a train.
done.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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