we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what if I'm pregnant?
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Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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