Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
