so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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