Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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