I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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