I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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