if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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