He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
