So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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