and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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