So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
