Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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