He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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